I like ponies and blackmail...though not necessarily in that order. I'm from Orange County, California and most of the achievements in my life have been motivated by becoming famous so I can marry Pete Wentz and/or to make my enemies jealous. How is that working out? Well I've got Pete's number in my phone and so far one of my exes has turned gay. So far so good!

But every girl has her weaknesses. Mine are hockey, boys under 22, and peanut butter.

I really love it when you guys send me emails so let 'er rip.