We're Masters of Surveillance, So Learn How to Keep Your Hidden Stuff Secret.
Women snoop. We can't help it. The temptation of looking through a guy's stuff while he's in another room is tough to fight. Especially when a little spying can go a long way in easing our anxiety about what you might be hiding.

But before you go changing the locks, there are ways to win the girlfriend espionage game.
The most common places we look are nightstands, medicine cabinets, closets, desks, and dressers. So make sure you pop your Rogaine in a shoebox under the bed. While we might have time to peak under the mattress while you get us a glass of water, we don't have time to climb under it and unpack.
Putting pictures of your mom in every nook and cranny is more creepy than cute. Think subtle. Lay the book you're reading on the nightstand. Now you look intelligent and well read, regardless of your true habits.
Your home computer is a virtual jackpot for insight into your psyche, so guard it carefully. We won't have time to boot it up during a quick snoop, so keep it off or lock your screensaver with a password. And be sure to clear the Skinamax porn off your TiVo before you show us the most recent episode of "Sex and the City."
Nothing is worse than the remnants of an old flame. If she left her panties, hair scrunchies, feminine products, or anything else you can't reasonably pass off as yours, toss it. Now.
Lastly, if you're playing the juggling game and have more to hide than just your dirty underwear, watch out for traces of mascara on your pillowcase. It's a commonly overlooked detail, but one we'll certainly notice when you've got us (hopefully) positioned to easily investigate your bedding.