While many political candidates have been called scandalous, this one has created a new meaning for the word. Belgian NEE party candidate, Tania Derveaux, recently launched a campaign in which she posed nude and has promised she will create 400,000 new jobs.

In an effort to thwart the efforts of candidates who were making (what she claims) to be ridiculous job opportunity promises, and wanting to capitalize on the opportunity to get more publicity for her cause, Tania has promised to offer 40,000 blowjobs to those who sign up for her cause.

Note: She is offering the shy and married men a virtual blowjob in their second life. What second life means in this context has yet to be explained, but we were thinking it might refer to happening in their dreams or never happening at all.

The organization's site describes NEE as "an impartial protest movement running for senate in the Belgian elections of June 10, 2007." Their goal is to detract enough votes from legitimate candidates, assigning them to empty parliament seats, which takes money and power away from parties and turns the power to the people who can sanction other politicians.

To get serviced, all you have to do it sign up on her site and agree to the terms of service. Tania has calculated that it will take her 500 days to travel around the world performing her duties, providing 80 blowjobs each day. While we aren't that good at math, we figure 400, 000 blow jobs in trade for 400,000 new jobs makes mathematical sense. Hey, they don't call it a job for nothing.

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