The Skymall catalogue you read when you're on a flight has kicked it up a notch. If you spend a lot of time on the green, make sure to grab one of the kick ass Berline golf carts that Skymall offers and make your opponents see past your crappy skills and straight to the bling.

Cadillac Escalade: For just under $14K, you can still have the bragging rights that come along with owning a Caddy, and will be the envy of your golfing buddies on the course.

Berline's Smoothster: Definitely not your father's golf cart. It looks sexy, which will cause any woman on the course to jump on you faster than being covered with AXE. It is a bit more expensive than the Escalade at just under $16K, but it is well worth the price.

Expect to get a lot for your money:

"All Berline electric carts are built on a new Club Car chassis, hand-laid fiberglass body, marine-grade vinyl seats (choice of colors), custom paint (choice of colors), and chrome mirrors. Available options include: 15" Billet Rims/Tires, Alpine AM/FM/CD Stereo and Speakers, Custom Hard Top & Frame (matching color), Chrome Tilt Steering Wheel Column, Golf Bag Holder and Hitch, and Billet Grille (Escalade model only)." Each model has a hard top, so you don't have to worry about being hit in the head by flying balls while you cruise in style through the course.

TIP: Make sure to save an extra $850 or so, because that's what you'll need to have one of the babies shipped right to your door.

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