Your Ticket to a Smooth Flight out of Your Relationship.
Wouldn't it be nice if you could orchestrate a breakup that wasn't awkward, didn't cause an incredible amount of pain, and didn't leave you feeling guilty? And wouldn't it be cool if Rebecca Romijn-Stamos was your rebound chick?

Yes, well. The latter is probably easier to accomplish.

Breakups are turbulent. And holiday breakups are even worse. Regardless of the timing, your flight will be easier if you pay attention to our emergency exit plan.
A lot of guys prefer the too subtle approach