If the last time you hit on a woman, your breath was kickin' so bad that she almost passed out when you opened your mouth, you need to check yourself with the Etiquette Checker. While it won't teach you manners, it will tell you if you have bad breath and are wasted simultaneously.

Now you can check BOTH the quality of your breath and your alcohol level with the Etiquette Checker from TopMan. Simply breath into the tester and get your results! Your breath is ranked good to bad from 1-6, and alcohol level in 0.5 increments.

A six means that you should probably have some coffee and then pop a breath mint before attempting to chat up a woman. The small gauge fits easily in your pocket, so you can use it whenever you need to. Just make sure to keep it stocked with two fresh AAA batteries. The Etiquette Checker retails for $59, but it's worth every penny if you don't knock her over with your whiskey breath.

» Check Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself.