Some days when you wake up in the morning, you just don't want to go to work. You may have a hangover from some heavy duty partying the night before, or maybe that girl you took home from the club last night is still lying next to you and giving you the sexy eye. If you can't wake her from her slumber or you want to re-enact the night before a couple of times today, get out of bed and visit: www.phoneyexcuses.com.

This site offers you everything you need to write up a realistic excuse that any boss would accept. Choose your remedy: doctor's notes, jury duty summons, family emergencies, funeral notices, etc. The notes start at $14.95. When you pay for the excuse that you want, they'll direct you to a page where you can download the proper letter. Simply add your name, city, state, and some very official looking seals to make the note realistic. Once you're done, just print it out and you're ready to go. If you're one of those guys who frequently likes getting out of work, then you may want to opt for the combo package that will allow you to get all five of their notes for just under sixty bucks.

Disclaimer:"Phoney Excuses takes no responsible for the content that you input on your own form, and sells these products with the full intention and complete agreement from you - the buyer - that they be used for entertainment purposes only." If you get in trouble--it is your problem. Unless you want legal action taken against you, do not use the name of your family doctor or any other actual doctor. It's okay to be creative, but using Dr.McSteamy, McDreamy or McLovin could tip your boss off. Also, the less you write, the better. The more detail you give, the more you'll have to remember later on, and the easier it will be for your note to be dubbed a fake.

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Getting out of class.

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Getting out of an uncomfortable or boring family function.

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