This year, forget about resolving to quit smoking and lose weight. Why not make some New Year's resolutions your girlfriend will actually help you keep? These are the ones she wishes you will make (and keep). Even if you follow one of these, you will have a very happy woman to ring in the New Year with:

Start to dress, act and look more like Don Draper on Mad Men.

Do a household chore without her asking.

Throw out all of your T-shirts with cut-off sleeves.

Stop threatening to kill everyone who cuts you off in traffic.

Take her to a restaurant that has no dollar menu.

Start putting the toilet seat down, everytime.

Delete all your ex girlfriend's numbers from your phone.