To make your car look like it is carrying the man every woman should know, invest in a stripper kitten. Do not take this literally; this is not a cat in various stages of undress. Instead, it is a scantily clad woman who will hold onto your antenna for dear life while you cruise through traffic.

Even though you may never be able to score with her in real life, you can score yourself a Stripper Kitten in the likeness of the porno hottie, Jenna Jameson (for less than $10.) According to the website, "A superstar of the Adult Entertainment industry for over 10 years, she's probably the most recognizable actress in the world! (At least among your friends.) Now you can tell everyone you gave Jenna a ride!"

If you'd prefer someone a little less popular, but still just as hot, there are still several Kittens to choose from and each has her own story: Raven "is a 21 single brunette from Seattle Washington. She is expecting her first child, although she is unsure of the identity of the father. She quit school in the 9th grade, confident of her rocker boyfriend's pending record deal." Diamond is "a 26 year old blonde, mother of 2 who is proud to have completed the 11th grade, and is attending Las Vegas Junior College for the 6th year."

If you like Diamond, but want something a little more patriotic, then you may want to consider Diamond Stars & Stripes. The last is Britini, who is by far the stripper who has the most going for her. She's "an 18 year old red-head single high school graduate, studying to be a Beautician at in Las Vegas. She is dating the president of a fraternity at UNLV." Raven, Diamond and Britini surprisingly run cheap at around $8.99 a pop.

If you can't decide which Kitten strikes your fancy, then you can opt for the combo pack that, for just under $22, combines the love with Diamond, Raven and Britini. If putting a stripper on your car antenna makes you want to cringe or makes your girl want to break up with you, these stripper kittens would be a great way to screw your friends. When you know they are going on a date or a major interview, stick one of these kittens on the pole and watch her go.

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