Don't let the crappy weather slow down your libido. Plan a trip soon to attend one of these sex-filled events:

July
Pack your bags and head to Berlin, Germany for the Love Parade. Although technically considered a techno festival and not an event for celebrating sex, there's still plenty of it to go around. About a million and a half people flock to the Love Parade to dance, grope, and get it on. If techno is not your scene, there is also the Kutemajrvi Sex Festival in Kangasniemi, Finland. This event may sound boring because it offers a bunch of professional lectures, but don't let that fool you. You will also be able to catch plenty of performers and dancers getting naughty on stage. The last July event is the Nudes-A-Poppin' Pageant in Roselawn, Indiana. With one lucky lady being crowned Miss Nude, you'll also get to see exhibitionism, erotic dancing, and sex acts that you're only use to seeing via your DVD player in the privacy of your room.

September
September holds two events: Barcelona, Spain's International Erotic Film Festival and San Francisco's Folsom Street Fair. The Film Festival isn't as exclusive as the one in Cannes, but it is probably more fun. You get to watch continuously playing pornos and talk to porn stars, go to a fetish party, check out the sex product fair, and even take in a little eye candy at the lingerie show. The Folsom Street Fair may sound tame, but it's actually all about S&M, so if you like it kinky, this one is for you.

October
Make plans to visit Denmark for Kinky Copenhagen. If there's something kinky out there, this event has it. There's a little something for everyone, whether you like it tame, or prefer whips and chains. If Copenhagen is too far for you, then you can go to San Francisco to attend the Exotic Erotic Ball. This ball has been going strong for twenty five years, so you know there is something causing people to come back for more.

February
Head to Mardi Gras for a one-stop party filled with music, alcohol, and all the flashing breasts you could possibly ask for. With the hot climate, you can be sure that inhibitions will be cast aside, just like the girl's clothes. You'll have a little time to recover before you hit the next event in May. This is when Cannes, France hosts Hot d'Or. This film festival features tons of porn, so make sure you are well rested.

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