Teri Hatcher is sick of reports claiming that her very real breasts are fake. "I think they should have been cast in bronze at some point because there's been so much hysteria surrounding them." It probably didn't help her having played a Seinfeld character whose breasts were in question.

In other Teri news, she stays in shape with a vigorous workout program that includes classes in Pole Dancing and Lap Dancing.
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On Another Note

ESPN is currently running the Hottest Female Athlete contest, and it's down to the final round. Right now, swimmer Amanda Beard has a commanding lead over triathlete Lokelani McMichael.